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Gay men should spend their time carving 20ft. Men who use their penis for homosexual intercourse are doomed to hell. In fact, any liberal who uses his penis will probably go to hell. A man should never use his penis in a way that women would find enjoyable.

A bear who uses his penis should be shot by all Real Americans. Anyone who disagrees is Un-American. For male teenagers, the penis is very special. While not endorsed by Stephen Colbert for its non- virginalityttoday young men engage in todaay which help Big cock Lincoln guy for today better understand themselves. Such activity is consistent with Stephen's moral values, which encourage all young men to be as knowledgeable of their awesome penile power as possible.

Traditionally, the penis is represented by a gun -- the smaller the penis, the smaller the gun. This is why women and men with extremely tiny peni tend to dislike war and nucular weapons. Similarly, the automobile metaphorically represents the penis.

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The penis is our lord. Those who do not follow the all mighty penis of Joe Biden are not real Americans. All real Americans have a life size dong that they pray too three times a day. They must get on there dong mat and start screaming random arabic.

Such Big cock Lincoln guy for today "Allahu Ackbar". Some men, with such an attraction to their penis, have actually given it a name. Only a liberal Pemaquid ME adult personals name their penis Twinky, Milhouse, or other such girly trash.

Men should never ask what another man has named his penis, because that is gay.

Never let women name the penis of her boyfriends. The Washington Monument is a scale model of George Washington 's, one of the founding fatherspenis. Colbert 's well-known approval of this practice.

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Real Americans should have a penis which is hairless. This is because a hairy penis is unsanitary as it can support its own ecosystem. And ecosystemslike bears, must be eradicated!

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Only a tree huggera hippieor a communist would ever have to question if his penis was good enough. There are many uses of the penis that women enjoy, but that doesn't matter, because womenwho have no penis, are not Real Americans.

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